free gift - Excuse & Relationship Keyrings
You'll always be one step ahead
Paramount Zone are giving away a cool Excuse or Relationship ball keyring
to anyone spending over £100 on one order (excluding postage).
Valid for all orders from 22.08.2002.
Not everyone is quick on their feet when it comes
to making up excuses or dealing with relationships.....
Excuse Keyring: The last time the boss asked
you where your report was you just stood there like
a deer caught in headlights. With the Excuse Ball by
your side, you don't have to feel helpless anymore.
Just retrieve the 1-1/2" plastic Excuse Ball Keyring
from your pocket , look in the viewing window and you'll
find 20 tried and true excuses that will help you weasel
out of any trouble.
Relationship Keyring: Next time you have a minor testy argument with your
partner, which suddenly develops into a crisis, just deploy your
Relationship Ball - Shake the ball
and look into the viewing window for one of twenty helpful
solutions - "Say sorry," "Send flowers" or "Run like hell."
Excuse example: "Car trouble", "No hablo ingleses"
Relationship example: "Run like hell", "Grovel"
When arriving to work late one day I remembered my
excuse ball was on my keys so I decided to use the
excuse it gave me. I gave it a shake and it said
car trouble so I used the excuse and it worked
quite well. Later that day I decided that seeing
as my excuse keyring had worked so well earlier I
decided to give it another go. Unfortunately I was
staggering home from the pub at the time and it gave
me the excuse no hablo ingleses. I was drunk enough
to use the excuse on my wife who threatened to stab
me with a cleaver. I shook the Relationship keyring
and it said run like hell. Let me just thank the ball
for all its boundless knowledge and advise anyone to buy
it and marvel at its intelligence.
Neil Cameron, Scotland
In the unlikely event we run out of stock of these keyrings we will
substitute the free gift for something else of similar value.