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free gift - Excuse & Relationship Keyrings
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Paramount Zone are giving away a cool Excuse or Relationship ball keyring to anyone spending over 100 on one order (excluding postage). Valid for all orders from 22.08.2002.

Not everyone is quick on their feet when it comes to making up excuses or dealing with relationships.....

Excuse Keyring: The last time the boss asked you where your report was you just stood there like a deer caught in headlights. With the Excuse Ball by your side, you don't have to feel helpless anymore. Just retrieve the 1-1/2" plastic Excuse Ball Keyring from your pocket , look in the viewing window and you'll find 20 tried and true excuses that will help you weasel out of any trouble.

Relationship Keyring: Next time you have a minor testy argument with your partner, which suddenly develops into a crisis, just deploy your Relationship Ball - Shake the ball and look into the viewing window for one of twenty helpful solutions - "Say sorry," "Send flowers" or "Run like hell."

Excuse example: "Car trouble", "No hablo ingleses"

Relationship example: "Run like hell", "Grovel"

Customer Reviews:

When arriving to work late one day I remembered my excuse ball was on my keys so I decided to use the excuse it gave me. I gave it a shake and it said car trouble so I used the excuse and it worked quite well. Later that day I decided that seeing as my excuse keyring had worked so well earlier I decided to give it another go. Unfortunately I was staggering home from the pub at the time and it gave me the excuse no hablo ingleses. I was drunk enough to use the excuse on my wife who threatened to stab me with a cleaver. I shook the Relationship keyring and it said run like hell. Let me just thank the ball for all its boundless knowledge and advise anyone to buy it and marvel at its intelligence. Neil Cameron, Scotland

In the unlikely event we run out of stock of these keyrings we will substitute the free gift for something else of similar value.



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