You'll probably have seen those really rather irritating dance mat machines in your local arcade. They make a lot of noise and attract the sort of self-satisfied idiots that could dance MC Hammer off the floor in any case.

For those of us that are more flight of finger than of foot, allow us to introduce the USB Finger Dance Mat - a gadget that lets you set your inner groovster free. Just pop the dance mat into a free USB port on your computer, slip the fetching cardboard character on your finger and get your digit groove on. All together now, 'what a feeling, when we're dancing on the ceiling'.