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After several years holed up in an underground lair, our team of massively committed, hugely talented scientists have come up with a genuine first: the male pill.
The Male Pill will make unwanted fertilisation a thing of the past, thanks to its patented formula. Best of all, you only ever need to use one and it's 'goodbye babies, hello freedom' for ever.
Millions of dollars of research has gone into developing the Male Pill but we're offering it to you at this spectacularly low price purely because we know that sheer demand will mean we'll recoup our costs in a little under a year.
And, of course, because this is actually just a smart holder for your condoms. It will keep pregnancies at bay but not for the reasons you'd hoped. Had you fooled, though, didn't we?
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The Male Pill
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