Social Shower Curtain For Facebook Lovers, Only £11.99

Customer Reviews:

Had a few amusing gag gifts given to me but this is the best ever, and delivery to Sweden only took 3 days so well done Paramount Zone.
Sara From Sweden

Be warned, this can cause uncontrollable fits of laughter! My brother came over last weekend and could needed to get him to breath slowly into a paper bag to calm himself down after he saw this in my bathroom. ROFL for a long time!
Dan - Hammersmith

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Living your life online? Or live with people who do? For Facebook addicts everywhere, the Social Shower Curtain is a bathroom must! The Social Shower Curtain will extend social networking beyond the usual sitting on the loo with your laptop to moment-to-moment profile pic updates via its clear face panel, so you can pout at the porcelain as you wash your hair!

Along with vital friend activity updates: "Wash Basin wants to be unblocked!" the Social Shower Curtain keeps the water off your tiles and provides comedy entertainment to everyone who uses your bathroom.

Facebook ubiquity is now complete. If your teenagers drive you crazy by setting up fake profiles, at least with the Social Shower Curtain profile they canﾒt upload inappropriate pictures publicly! And if your dad is still procrastinating about whether to join in with all the status updating online or not, he can experiment as he takes a shower. Hopefully he'll decide against it - it's a kindness if he does, keeping dad's off Facebook prevents disillusion.

Wash away the anxiety of low level 'like' loneliness and the dreaded 'XYZ is no longer in a relationship' while living in the fake profile conveniently situated in your bathroom. Maybe this is the new level: instead of people living in fake worlds like 'Second Life' as their avatars, we could have a whole new layer of Fakebook, where people create entirely fake lives and pretend they are inhabiting entire worlds which they are not. Oh, sorry, is that what most people are doing anyway? I see!!!

An ideal gift for any internet enthusiasts in your life (that might be everybody) or a great way to decorate and enliven your bathroom, the Social Shower Curtain is postmodernism gone mental and available to you for this great price!

Main Features: Comedy shower curtain Clear face panel for profile pics! Entertaining status updates Postmodern social comment!

Customer Reviews:

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4.5/ 5

Had a few amusing gag gifts given to me but this is the best ever, and delivery to Sweden only took 3 days so well done Paramount Zone.
Sara From Sweden

Quality
Value

5/ 5

Be warned, this can cause uncontrollable fits of laughter! My brother came over last weekend and could needed to get him to breath slowly into a paper bag to calm himself down after he saw this in my bathroom. ROFL for a long time!
Dan - Hammersmith

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