Snore No More

Take that!

Price: £7.99

with FREE Delivery
When You Spend Over £14

Main Features:

Wooden handle with mini boxing glove.
Comedy anti-snoring present.
Padded glove for damage limitation.

You might think that a product called "Snore No More" would be a helpful, semi-medical nasal opening device, or a ventilating machine to assist people suffering from sleep apnoea, but no: the Snore No More is a boxing glove on a stick. Simply whack your snoring partner with this helpful device to make them turn over, and the snoring will abate at least momentarily.

Snoring is a nightmare. It's uncomfortable if you do it and it's atrocious if you sleep next to someone who does. Sometimes it's even atrocious if you sleep in the next room to a really loud snorer, but this product won't reach that far anyway. Assuming that you are within an arm's length of the snoring culprit, you can lean over and give them a thump - lightly now!

A great joke gift for Christmas stocking presents or for the Secret Santa sack at work, the Snore No More can be used as a passive-aggressive no-so-subtle hint aimed at the loud night-honkers in your life. Perhaps the regular snoring is as a result of drinking alcohol, in which case you might have to hit them quite hard. Try and avoid the face.

The Snore No More comes in a fun, cartoon style box that will demonstrate exactly your meaning and intention to its recipient on opening the wrapping. Assuming you've wrapped it up and not simply left it on your side of the bed primed and ready for use.

Whoever you'd like to present with this most elegant and sophisticated of gifts, bear in mind that if you snore yourself you might die by the sword you live by at some stage and get a whack when you are least expecting it. At this great price, you might think it's a risk worth taking.

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