Samurai Umbrella (Full Length) £19.99 With Free UK Delivery

Main Features:

Realistic looking samurai sword handle
Waterproof Umbrella :)
Compact and portable
Fully legal

In Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2, Quentin Tarantino managed to re-establish the importance and desirability of the humble samurai sword. However, despite this rise in profile, actual samurai swords remain entirely illegal (and extremely dangerous too - you could have your arm off for a start).

So for the wannabe samurai, a real sword is totally out of the question. So what's the next best thing? A samurai umbrella of course!

The Samurai Umbrella features a realistic handle and nifty strap so it looks for all the world like a real sword slung across your back. And a nylon sleeve keeps acts like a scabbard to protect your Japanese-inspired umbrella when not in use.

The Compact Samurai Umbrella has an added advantage over a real sword however. Because no sword ever invented has the ability to keep you dry, not even the legendary lightsaber. This umbrella is constructed of high quality nylon to ensure you have the best available lightweight waterproof canopy when rain strikes.

So when the heavens open, remove the Samurai Umbrella from it's shoulder holster (as stylishly or scarily as you like - cartwheels, roundhouse kicks and flips are all optional) and press the button to fully extend the canopy. With a coverage of 1 metre, there is just enough room under the umbrella to keep two ninjas dry (if you get really, really close).

Measuring just 40cm from end-to-end, the Compact Samurai Umbrella is small enough to carry anywhere without risking the eyes of the general public in the process. Although the detailed, elongated samurai sword-style handle is certain to attract the attention of passersby - all of whom will enviously eye your weapon of rain protection.

With a Compact Samurai Umbrella strapped to your back, we guarantee that you will be praying for a rain shower so that you can show off your martial arts skills. And how often does that happen normally?

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