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My Last Rolo - Silver

Do you love anyone enough?

My Last Rolo - Silver

Customer Reviews:

HA! I love this thing...Its just cheesy enough to get a giggle out of your potential girly, yet has a touch of class that will always make her think twice. I should have bought more than one...
Scott Davies - Bristol

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Giving up chocolate is not cool. It's there to eat, not to be given away as a gift to the one you've been gazing over the water cooler at for the past six months. Far better to eat all the chocolate you possibly can and then give a silver Rolo to the object of your desire.

In fact, to hell with eating the chocolate, unless you want to end up a 40-stone behemoth who has to sit on people just to get a date. Nope, save your cash and go for the silver Rolo is our advice. After all, what better way can you think of showing your potential mate that they're onto a winner. 'Geez, this guy eats silver Rolos ferchrissakes!' Frankly, they reek of class, breeding and all the other sorts of things people look for in a potential lover. Like money.

So, to recap. Say no to chocolate, yes to silver Rolos and make sure you buy a couple of spares to leave knocking around on your desk for the ultimate in manufactured machismo. 'I just love the taste', you whisper to the guy in IT.

Comes in a presentation box with the words 'My last Rolo' printed on it.
 

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HA! I love this thing...Its just cheesy enough to get a giggle out of your potential girly, yet has a touch of class that will always make her think twice. I should have bought more than one...
Scott Davies - Bristol

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My Last Rolo - Silver