The Germans have it sussed. They've got Audi, BMW, Volkswagen and the plastic holiday sun lounger firmly in their corner.
In their own ingenious little way, they've turned the humble towel into the
ultimate badge of ownership. Try as you might, you'll never beat our Teutonic brethren to poolside furniture.
It doesn't matter what you try: get up at 5am, you'll still have been beaten to sun-bathing nirvana by an expertly draped towel. What you need is your very own luxurious fabric mark of ownership, so you can drape it over your favourite poolside seat, bar stool, or perhaps even leave it
hung over the shower curtain each evening to ensure first dibs in the morning.
Our Reserved towel is the only 100% cotton accessory to be seen with this summer, or indeed this winter.
Designed specifically to see off the attentions of our European cousins over the holiday season, this actually repels Germans should they stray within 100 metres of it.*
Another cool feature is that it comes complete with a national identity card/flags to place in the pocket provided (as you can see in the right image below - top right of that image)
Main Features:
100% Cotton
Dimensions: 6x3 feet
Includes a national identity card/flag for your towel
Can`t wait for my summer holiday! This Towel is Brilliant! I even put it on our sofa in our student flat whenever there is a footie game on so I can reserve the best seat in the house. Ed Marr, Isle of Skye
Love this towel - now the Germans know who's boss! Simon - UK
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Reserved Towel
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