Reserved Towel

Customer Reviews:

Love this towel - now the Germans know who's boss!
Simon - UK

Can't wait for my summer holiday! This Towel is Brilliant! I even put it on our sofa in our student flat whenever there is a footie game on so I can reserve the best seat in the house.
Ed Marr, Isle of Skye

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The Germans have it sussed. They've got Audi, BMW, Volkswagen and the plastic holiday sun lounger firmly in their corner.

In their own ingenious little way, they've turned the humble towel into the ultimate badge of ownership. Try as you might, you'll never beat our Teutonic brethren to poolside furniture.

It doesn't matter what you try: get up at 5am, you'll still have been beaten to sun-bathing nirvana by an expertly draped towel.
What you need is your very own luxurious fabric mark of ownership, so you can drape it over your favourite poolside seat, bar stool, or perhaps even leave it hung over the shower curtain each evening to ensure first dibs in the morning.

Our Reserved towel is the only 100% cotton accessory to be seen with this summer, or indeed this winter.

Designed specifically to see off the attentions of our European cousins over the holiday season, this actually repels Germans should they stray within 100 metres of it.*

Main Features: 100% Cotton Dimensions: 6x3 feet Must have for any beach/pool holiday

Customer Reviews:

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5/ 5

Love this towel - now the Germans know who's boss!
Simon - UK

Quality
Value

5/ 5

Can't wait for my summer holiday! This Towel is Brilliant! I even put it on our sofa in our student flat whenever there is a footie game on so I can reserve the best seat in the house.
Ed Marr, Isle of Skye

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