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Any man worth his salt has dreamed of driving a forklift truck. Just look at them! The rear wheel steering! The wheel with a little knob on to allow palm-based vehicular control! The uber-chic hard hat that must be worn at all times!

All features of the forklift driver's joyous existence and, thanks to Paramountzone, all things that need no longer be denied the average Joe not fortunate, or indeed well-educated enough to be in possession of a forklift license.

Our miniature r/c forklift truck (approx 20cm long) has all the features of its full-size counterpart, but the advantages of having it run over your foot or gouge out your eyes with one of its forks as it careens around a warehouse cum deathtrap.

You can even lift cotton reels and the like as if they were barrels of crude oil and then send them skittling across the room without fear of them spilling their cargo of black avarian death all over a family of impossibly cute ducks.

With realistic forklift controls, a powerful lift motor, small turning circle and transmitter, and props included (mini-pallet, cones and crate) this radio-controlled load-carrier is ready to go to work straight out of the box, with no assembly required.

In short, all the positives - and there are many - of forklift piloting, without any of the downsides. Textbook.