Poison Mugs
Heat sensitive poison mugs

Semen: Imagine drinking a warm mug of semen...no thanks!! The shock people get when you hand them a plain black mug which eventually displays something really horrible on the side is well worth seeing.

Fascinating fact: the average male ejaculate contains 300 million spermatozoa swimming in a cocktail of nutrients. Extrapolate that to mugful levels, and you would have enough sperm to populate the planet 4 times over.

However, at fewer than 60 calories a mug, everyone's a winner.

Nuclear: You'll positively radiate good vibes as you knock back your favourite beverage from the Nuclear Waste mug.

Contemplate Chernobyl. Contemplate the fact that nuclear waste can remain potent for up to a thousand years. And contemplate how nuclear waste can keep warm all by itself, which means if you were possessed of some, you wouldn't actually need to add hot water to make the Poison Mug reveal its distinctive bright yellow design.


Customer Reviews:

You should have seen my friend's face when I gave her a mug full of hot milk in this. Lovely... A Aisling, Ireland



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