Most of us, at some time or another, will have dreamt of owning our own tropical island. Imagine the fun you could have. You could choose to go the Lord of the Flies route to island living and rule your subjects like a rabid, dysfunctional dictator, or you could try a more relaxed, yet equally barmy island experience by trying the Castaway route.

Either way, you'll dispense with all sorts of daily distractions like work, bosses and paying tax through your nose, ears and eyes. While you might not be quite flush enough to be able to splash out on an entire island, we do have an alternative for you. An alternative that allows you to sit back, sup champagne and relax in the baking tropical heat with not a care in the world. 'And what's this alternative?' we hear you ask. Well, we have plots of a little island retreat up for grabs right here. Yes, you can be the owner of one square foot of land on the Caribbean island of Little Exuma.

Just enough space to pop a deckchair and a cool box and laze around in the sun all day. And no one can legally invade your little piece of heaven. Bliss. You get a registration card which you fill in to exchange for the deeds to your plot and an information pack, containing details of Little Exuma and even some tasty Caribbean recipes to whet your appetite while you save up for your one-way ticket…

An ideal gift for someone who is burnt out a little, and needs to chill.....