Nunchops

Chop Suey

Price: £4.99

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Main Features:

Perfect for trainee Ninjas
Made from food safe plastic
Ideal for eating noodles, rice and other eastern dishes
(Not) Proven to increase testosterone levels
Not suitable for microwave use
Great novelty gift for children and adults
Could provide ample opportunity to create humourous accidents worthy of You've Been Framed

If Mr. Miyagi is to be believed, true mastery of most life skills follow quite naturally after mastering the use of chopsticks. Although we cannot fault his logic, we always felt that perhaps something a little more kung-fu related might have helped little Daniel-San master karate a bit quicker. And spared us from the shocking sequels.

What Mr. Miyagi really needed, as do you, was a set of Nun-chops. Operated just like a normal pair of chopsticks, nun-chops are securely fastened together with a length of chain immediately converting them from Far Eastern cutlery into a Far Eastern weapon of death.

Have you ever had that problem where you sit down for a quiet Chicken Chow Mein when The Big Boss enters and kicks your butt? Just think how different it could have been had you been munching with a set of nun-chops? Why not invest in a pair now and avoid another ass-whooping?

Nun-chops make a great gift for kung fu fans and wannabe Bruce Lees.

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