Paramountzone.com have a 12 month UK exclusive on this item that has taken America by storm. It's absolutely brilliant, and out of all the items on our website this is the one you are likely to get the most joy from.....

We are convinced that if the great Walrus of Love (Barry White for the ignoramus amongst us) were still with us he would have mentioned the Love Cushion in his songs. We are of course in the main a “nice” website and as such we will not give out a biology lesson on what the Love Cushion does, suffice to say this gizmo is supposed to enhance the more pleasurable moments of our lives we have to use the word “supposed” as no-one in the office will admit to:

a) trying it out
b) even having one

However the sample is definitely AWOL.

All we can say is that the office is a lovelier, mellower dreamier place and if any of us were still allowed to smoke in the office it would be all fugged up.