As the popular saying goes, ‘You can't buy class.' Well, we're quite prepared to dispute that, since we know for a fact that you can. Just £30 buys you the title ‘Laird of Kinkavel', which will give you an air of class even if your idea of the perfect evening consists of 14 pints in your local boozer, a quick reintroduction to your last meal in the toilets and a quick dust up outside the chippy on your way home.
Each Laird kit contains a registration card, indenture, maps and information about the Kinkavel estate, allowing you to register your land as your own.
Better still, your title can be passed down to your children and it's all 100% legal, since all the documents have been drawn up by a top Scottish lawyer.
You'll also be doing your bit to preserve a bit of the Scottish Highlands, since
your land can't be built on. All in all, it seems, everyone's a winner and you get to prance about dressed from head to toe in tweed and wear green wellies at weekends.
An opportunity you can't put a price tag on, surely…
The sale of this title is completely genuine and legal. The Laird title document has been drawn up by a lawyer to ensure that it is a legal and valid document and all ownership details are carefully registered.
The Kincavel Estate lies on the Ardnamurchan peninsular, which covers 50 square miles and is due west of Fort William. There are around 2000 human inhabitants on the peninsular, but many more thousands of creatures and plants, some of which are very rare. The north coast of the peninsular faces the Islands of Muck, Eigg and Rhum, while the south coast runs alongside Loch Sunart and the Sound of Mull.
The Kincavel Estate is within a large area of land belonging to the Sonachan Hotel, 1000 acres in total, 400 of which have been enclosed by fences to encourage the natural regeneration of the flora and fauna without damage by farm stock. Sonachan is located between the beautiful sandy beaches of Ardnamurchan’s north coast and Tobermory – the scene for children’s television show ‘Balamory’, which is a short ferry ride away on the Isle of Mull.
The Kincavel Estate itself is just a few hundred yards from a secluded golden sandy beach – visitors at certain times of the year may find they have it all to themselves! On a nice day the estate is the perfect place for a picnic as there are spectacular views in every direction; across the mountainous countryside inland and across the sea to the Isle of Mull.
Nearby attractions include the Ardnamurchan Natural History Centre and Ardnamurchan Point lighthouse. This lighthouse was one of many built by the Stevenson family, and is the only one in the world built in the Egyptian style. Ardnamurchan Point is the most westerly point in mainland Britain – a claim often wrongly thought to belong to Land’s End in Cornwall.
The perfect gift for the perfect snob, anyone who knows a Hyacianth must get this. Frame it and make sure it is full view next time they come to visit. Roger Davis, Devon
I hope this is the real Macoy of Glencairn, my whit mates!... Paul Case
My nickname for 30 years was Lady Booboo, so my husband made it official - what a class Christmas present (no pun intended LOL) - BRILLIANT GIFT!! Angie Hill - Yeovil
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Laird of Kinkavel
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