Instant Geek Set

For the impatient wannabe geek

Price: £6.99

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Main Features:

The ultimate gift for any wannabe geek
Year of geek apprentaship no longer needed
Lens-free glasses mean no opticianﾒs prescription is required
Geeky teath set included
Black bow tie will complement any outfit and is also suitable for formal dinners and functions

If you are just starting out in your computing career, or landed a new role at a particle physics research installation, you may struggle convincing your colleagues of your level of knowledge. Maybe you are just trying to impress the ladies (all the ladies love a geeky guy don't they?).

Sure you could blind them with a string of relevant facts and figures, or you could just adopt 'the look' and save yourself that extra effort. The Instant Geek allows you to adopt all of the stereotypes associated with genius in one easy step, removing all doubts surrounding your IQ instantly.

A pair of glasses help you cultivate a bookish appearance whilst a black satin bow-tie makes you look well-dressed and intelligent. The look is completed by the perfect geek add-on teeth.

With the Instant Geek kit on, you need never again face scepticism - everyone will instantly succumb to your new-found nerdiness.

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