When it comes to presents, history tells us it’s the thought that really counts. However, if you’ve ever delivered your imaginary present with a sighed, ‘well, I was going to get you a car,’ then you’ll realise how flawed that whole maxim actually is.
Fact is, if it was the thought that counted, you wouldn’t need wrapping paper. And clearly you do.
Not any old wrapping paper, mind. The wrapping paper of kings. Something to make your birthday/Christmas/leaving/retirement/etc, etc present stand out in a sea of brightly coloured foil and paper wrap.
The answer? Well, it’s devilishly simple. Using the ancient laws of physical attraction, we’ve ensured your present will immediately and subconsciously put itself on top of the pile by using a collage of members of the opposite sex in various states of undress.
For the boys, a cornucopia of attractive scantily clad ladies. And for the girls, a plethora of mildly clothed gentleman showing off their chiselled physiques.
It’s a sure-fire winner and, let’s face it, with wrapping paper this good, you needn’t put too much thought into the actual present. Job done.
This product is amazing! I bought my boyfriend a raunchy sexy pack of goodies including games, handcuffs, underwear for me etc. So to see his face light up just at the sight of the paper and then to see his goodies too really did the trick!! Well worth the buy! Sarah Harding - Glossop
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