It's a sad fact of life that monkeys and pigs can't fly. Where evolution has left them behind, doomed to a life on, or in the monkey's case, in close proximity to, the ground. We've heard their pain and we decided to help.
The solution was simple for the boffins at Paramountzone. Just attaches super-elastic bands to their limbs and allow them to be catapulted into the air whenever their owner sees fit.
In mid-flight, the monkey utters a gut-wrenching screech of wonderment as it flies through the air and then when it hammers into its target at full tilt. The pig, on the other hand, prefers to squeal itself hoarse (horse?) as it approaches its destination. In either case it's a joy for all animal lovers to behold, as the pig and monkey finally get the aviation skills these two kinds of flightless bird deserve. Dodo next. If we could just find one...
Main Features:
Flying toy monkey with mask and cape or flying pig
Toys arm are stretchy to allow extra catapult power
The are currently ranked 1 (monkey) and 2 (pig) in my son's toys chart. Cannot get them off him to play with them myself. Robert, Hick, Catford
Well, I never thought in a million years I'd have so much fun by catapulting a caped monkey across the office. He looks like a proper super hero, and everyone burst into laughter as he screeches in monkey language during flight and on impact. I'm planning on taking him to the office party next week, and will let you know what adventures he gets up to!! Tony McNally - Teddington
I was bought a flying monkey by my boss for Christmas. Fantastic gift, unfortunately it is now on top of a tram. Much missed. Danny - Sheffield
Monkey had fun flying across the class during lectures at university. Well...after lectures. It was fun. Specially when it screeched and went flying through the air. John - Manchester
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Flying Animals (Monkey & Pig)
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