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Boss stressing you out? His unreasonable demands making you imagine his slow, drawn out, painful death in minute detail? Good god, man, you need to relax. Relaxing at your desk, however, could see said boss delivering you an unwanted P45 just when you're at the peak of your powers.
If it's relaxing at your desk you're after, we've got the perfect solution in the pocketable shape of our USB Massage Ball. Plug this little chap into a computer USB port and watch as it comes alive, vibrating at a potent 3600rpm and delivering stress relieving oscillation to where you need it most.
Neck massage, sir? Just apply the massage ball while you tap away at that Excel spreadsheet one-handed. Mixing business with pleasure? You bet.
I get a lot of stress aches and muscle pains from sitting at a desk writing all day. I use my USB massager three or four times a day, and since I've been using it, I've definitely felt better and less stressed out at the end of the day. Charlie Pace, Trafford
It's such a brilliant idea to have a massager than I can plug into my computer. Does the job - I feel sooooooooooo relaxed. Toby Ivers, Winchester
I used the massager for the first time tonight. It sent waves of pleasure throughout my computer and me. I highly recommend to anyone needing a pleasure fix. Harry P. Ness, Birmingham
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The USB Powered Massage Ball Blue
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