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We all love to sit of an evening watching the TV Cop Shows, Cagney and Lacey, Starsky & Hutch, the Streets of San Francisco, and we mean real TV Cop Shows, the Dirty Harry genre, the cruel mean streets of America.
We know how to solve the crimes, we have learned with the rest of them - Quincey, Kojak, Ironside the greats. We have the swagger, we have the lollipop we know the clues but never had the gear, well now we have the best Cop Prop going (apart from black leather handcuffs!) the funny shaped man.
This towel is a great talking point at the beach, local lido, on holiday, in the back garden and off course just casually laid over the towel rail in your bathroom.
Instructions For Use:
Set your towel out on the on the sun lounger or grass in the back garden, local park and lie carefully within the dead man lines, lie very still and see how long it takes for someone to check you out. If you actually do this please apply at least SPF 50!
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Crime Scene Towel
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