The morning shower is a complicated discipline. Sometimes you need a helping hand in pinpointing just where to lather up next.
Our Arse/Face Soap will introduce some much needed hygiene into the mornings ablutions, telling you in no uncertain terms exactly where to stick the soap next.
Now even the most non-morning of people should be able to suss this one out. No matter where you usually wash first, this soap will fit neatly into your cleansing routine and keep each side of the soap separate.
Those years of washing your face with the same side of the soap that's been responsible for lathering up your behind are over.
Our Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. Its striking black and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on while in the bath.
After all, you wouldn't want the 'Face' side accidentally coming into contact
with your, ahem, other side, would you?
Just got one of these soaps secretly and replaced it with the normal soap and it was a great laugh. Great for some jokes or when you have relatives over. Ben Minns, Yorkshire
Bought this for the smelly guy in our student flat. Did he take the hint? No way he likes it so much he wont use it. Dawn Parker, Nottingham
I bought this for my dad and his face was a picture when he opened it and realised what it was!!! Amusing and at a reasonable price too. Tina Cocks
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Arse/Face Soap
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