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Women like pink. Fact. By making tools pink, they instantly become more
attractive to the opposite sex, allowing typical man to recline in his armchair
and watch football without the near-constant interruption of DIY requests.
Why do tools have to be rugged, rubber and black? Because they're designed to
appeal to men, to whom black is the most expressive colour in the universe.
Black signifies a black rage, a black mood, a black belt in karate and is
precisely the same colour as a pint of Guinness, which men also like. Rugged
men need rugged tools to hammer a nail so far into a wall it pops out the other
side, or to plane a door frame back into the masonry from whence it came.
Women, on the other hand need pink tools. In short, our pink screwdriver kit has
everything the pink-loving lady could ever need. Comes in a presentation box, and
will make the lady in your life a pink DIY dynamo! Also suitable for Gay
builders.
I got these as a present, as I am single and do my own DIY, but tend to still be a bit 'frilly' even in dungarees! They are very handy and useful screwdrivers, two flat head and two cross head, though you shouldn't use the maribou trimmed ones for messy or hard screwing...these you have to hold in a 'wussy' kind of way for delicate screwing only, so that your feathers don't get ruffled and still look as pretty as new! They are the coolest tools to take with you in your handbag for emergency situations - you never know when you are going to find a screw loose, and when you do, you can tighten it in style!! Sue Osman - Spain
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Chicks Pink She Driver Set
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