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Revenge, a dish best served cold.
Broken hearted? Jilted? Scorned? you need to have the last word for the sheer satisfaction of it - you know what we mean. Well instead of letting your mouth runaway without the brain being in gear we have located the ultimate in silent revenge....the Voodoo Candle.
There are many illegal ways you can get revenge on your Ex partner, but it's best to avoid doing time behind bars, so just use this effective Voodoo Candle, that doesn't involve any criminal activity! You can follow the instructions on the back of the box or you may like to elaborate and use your own wishful thinking ability.
Delivered in an appropriate black coffin shaped box (approx 18cm long) this Candle is a Voodoo Candle with wicks located in, shall we say, appropriate places to be lit and in theory exact the bittersweet joy of revenge.
One word of warning, it is a candle so do be careful when and where you use it... you don’t want to go shooting yourself in the foot and burning your house down while trying to get revenge on your ex. Doe!!!!!!!!!!
This is the best thing I have ever bought in my whole life. My girl dumped me because my cat took one of her eyes off and now I can torture her everyday I want to. It´s the best way to start a day, believe me! Pedro Silva - Spain
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Voodoo Candle
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