You may not be 4-feet tall and have an unruly mass of hair on either feet but why should that stop you wielding a tasty bit of Elven weaponry every once in a while?

Now you can despatch Orcs like it was going out of fashion with your very own Sting Sword, as wielded by Frodo in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

This is no toy, mind you, since it's a faithful, fully licensed replica of the sword used by our Hobbit hero in all three rings and even glows blue in the presence of Orcs. Or at least we think it does.

There aren't too many of them knocking about for us to try it out on, you see. Still, you never know when your town is going to be pillaged by rampaging Uruk Hai, so best to keep a Sting Sword handy just in case, we reckon.