One word, ladies and gentleman: mental. This is quite simply as mad as a van. The X-UFO might look like an advanced, remote controlled drinks carrier but it is, in fact, an advanced, remote controlled flying saucer.

Expertly pieced together using lightweight carbon fibre and EPP foam, the X-UFO can fly up to 100 metres away from its controller indoors, provided you have the necessary stately home, and can even reach lofty heights in the great outdoors, although we advise against piloting it in gale force winds.

Taking it outdoors is really what you should be looking to do - just imagine the pointing fingers, skyward gazes and open mouths as you expertly fly your X-UFO through Sainsburys car park on a Saturday afternoon. Priceless. Just priceless.

Ok, here's the science bit: the X-UFO uses a complex system of contra-rotating propellers and a sophisticated gyroscope to keep it airborne. Complex, yes, but remarkably easy to fly with the minimum of practise. Why, you'll be doubling the emergency calls in your neighbourhood within hours of unpacking the extraterrestrial masterpiece.

Oh, and did we mention just how addictive the X-UFO is? Thought not. Well, let's just say if came in powdered form, the feds would be all over it like a cheap suit. Thankfully, it's 100% legal, delivers hours of enjoyment and, since it's rechargeable, won't eat batteries like a vulture with a nickel cadmium craving.