Fake Brick

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I threw one at my secretary and she fell off her chair!!
Eddie Garrett - Maidstone

Nearly gave my mate a heart attack when I threw this at him, best party trick in years. Great for stress relief - just launch it at the nearest window.
Ben Thatcher, York

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The humble house brick is one of the most useful tools known to man. Not only can it be used to create towering, skyline dominating monoliths, it can also be used as a handy intimidating tool.

Just lob a brick through a neighbours window, 70's gangster-style and see how their irritating phone calls asking you to turn your music down or shut your dog up soon cease.

You'll also be astounded at how quickly you're hauled up before the courts on a criminal damage charge but that's by the by. There is another way to intimidate without causing bodily or property harm and that's to use our Fake Brick for all your roughing up needs.

With its foam construction, even repeated head-battering will produce no lasting injuries, unless your subject has a particularly brittle head.

Throwing your Fake Brick at irritating neighbours windows is now a risk-free proposition, since it'll ricochet off their window, making them look a tad silly for diving for cover behind the sofa.

Main Features: Foam construction Weight: 175g Same size as a normal brick

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We had a party for one of my colleagues who was leaving and I really hate the boss so I tapped him on the soldier and threw the brick in his face. You should have seen the look of him at the time. 10/10
Jack Daniels, Leeds

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LMAO, I tuck it into work and they all said why have you brought a brick into work " a said am gonna smash the bosses car window" they all went quiet, LMAO. At the end of the day, we all walked to her car, I threw the brick at her window with a bad temper, you should have seen their faces. You can have alot of fun with this, LMAO, work, home anywhere u can think of.
Tom Nevitt

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Well Cool!
YO YO

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