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Executive Sling Shot

Office warfare

Executive Sling Shot

Executive Sling Shot

Office warfare

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Seeks to redress the slide into the touchy-feely and bring back some of the cut-and-thrust that made the office a terrifying, yet terrifyingly potent weapon in the global corporate battlefield.
Back in the '80s, executives knew about aggressive business. Hostile take overs, boardroom conflict, strategies, threats, campaigns. Yes, those were the days when masculinity ruled and Gordon Gecko was role model to a generation of aspirational yuppies. And an executive knew when he had arrived by the amount of desk real estate afforded to him in his generous new office.

Clearly there was far too much desk space for just paperwork, so the "executive toy" was born. Newton's Cradle, magnetic pyramids, plasma balls and funky sand timers were de rigeur and more toys meant more seniority (maybe because those at the top of the corporate tree had more time to play with toys?).

Skip forward to the 21st century and business is a different place altogether. Ruthless bosses have been forced to tone themselves down and the stench of testosterone has been diluted significantly to make the office a more inviting place to be. And Gecko himself is a relic of a bygone era. Executive toys have also become less of a statement, disappearing into the annals of history as a reminder of bygone years about which we can reminisce with our grandchildren.

The Executive Sling Shot seeks to redress the slide into the touchy-feely and bring back some of the cut-and-thrust that made the office a terrifying, yet terrifyingly potent weapon in the global corporate battlefield. This sleek, metal-handled sling shot harks back to a time when real men fought with primitive weapons to feed their families and repel evil invaders. Stainless steel and rubber styling inspire awe and terror in those who behold your Executive Sling Shot.

The Executive Sling Shot comes supplied with three handy rubber foam balls, specifically designed to hit target accurately but with out causing injury. A convenient "grip" helps you identify the optimum loading position for the balls and ensure maximum velocity and distance for every shot you fire. And when not terrorising your minions, the Executive Sling Shot allows for more contemplative target practice at your leisure.

The Executive Sling Shot is a 21st Century update on an ancient weapon of warfare. Although toned down to prevent injury, never again will there be any question as to "Who's the boss".

Main Features

Main Features:
  • Perfect for increasing playtime in the office
  • Rubber and metal construction for maximum visual appeal
  • 3 rubber foam balls included to prevent injury or lasting damage to targets
  • Easy grip launching mechanism
  • Alleged testosterone-enhancing properties

Executive Sling Shot

Seeks to redress the slide into the touchy-feely and bring back some of the cut-and-thrust that made the office a terrifying, yet terrifyingly potent weapon in the global corporate battlefield.
Price: £3.99 - In stock

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