We here at Paramountzone are great believers in the 'power-drinking' method on the path to inebriation. No mucking about pacing ourselves, just a straight mainline fix of alcohol for us. However, we're also big fans of cocktails and that presents us with a problem.

The traditional jug of Pimms or bowl of Punch doesn't allow us the flexibility we need to attack alcohol with the relish it deserves. Tiresome ladling of booze into glasses or pouring just aren't our bag. We need a quicker route to legless nirvana.

And without further ado, let us introduce you to the Cocktail Fountain, a lot like your run-of-the-mill chocolate affair, but made slightly more edgy by the inclusion of alcohol.

Pour your tipple of choice into the bowl at the bottom and marvel as the pump propels your booze to the top layer and gently cascades it down in a pleasing fashion. It even gives off a fantastic red glow due to the ambient lighting in it's base, which is almost more pleasing than actually drinking from it. Almost.