A simple t-shirt can be a statement of intent. It might just be something you've thrown on but it speaks volumes about your character. A tee with a desperately witty slogan says. ﾑPlease don't talk to me, I'm too bright.' Another option is the plain tee, which says, ﾑChrist, I'm dull'. But there is a third and that comes in the hugely comfortable shape that only a quality tee can deliver.

Our T-Equaliser tee-shirt marks you out as someone who's taken time on their look, someone who cares about their appearance and, more importantly, someone to who club land is a natural habitat. Mark yourself out among the hordes of sweaty, alcohol-infused revellers as an individual with a healthy respect for ﾑthe beat'.

The T-Equaliser shirt has an electro-luminescent EQ meter emblazoned across the front that reacts to music and ﾑpumps' in time with whatever you're listening to. A small battery pack provides the power and can be unplugged after a sweaty evening, so you can pop it in the wash as normal.

Electro-luminescent shirts are nothing new but one that reacts to the music? Not only is this very, very cool, it also gives a visual rhythm guide to others. Think of it as a public service to good dancing.