Cows are glorious creatures, hanging around in fields, chewing the cud, spouting hilarious anecdotes about the time 'they first discovered the electric fence.' But cows have an innate sense of style that allows them to stand head and shoulders above other farmyard animals, so we've set about stealing it.

You see, so taken were we with the fetching coat of Daisy, the Paramountzone Friesian, that we decided to replicate her stunning black and white coat and use the results to decorate household appliances, walls and on one ill-advised evening, even the local bar. With a set of cow stickers, the world is, quite literally, your Aberdeen Angus. Slap the six cow print stickers anywhere around your home, office or underground lair and instantly transform it into a haven of bovine tranquillity.

Technology cribbed directly from cattle has allowed us to waterproof these cow stickers, so while Daisy might get a touch soggy when left outside, you can be sure that your cow stickers will remain firmly stuck even in a monsoon like downpour. A cow, on the other hand, will just lie down.