Women like pink. Fact. By making tools pink, they instantly become more attractive to the opposite sex, allowing typical man to recline in his armchair and watch football without the near-constant interruption of DIY requests.

Why do tools have to be rugged, rubber and black? Because they're designed to appeal to men, to whom black is the most expressive colour in the universe. Black signifies a black rage, a black mood, a black belt in karate and is precisely the same colour as a pint of Guinness, which men also like. Rugged men need rugged tools to hammer a nail so far into a wall it pops out the other side, or to plane a door frame back into the masonry from whence it came.

Women, on the other hand need pink tools. In short, our pink screwdriver kit has everything the pink-loving lady could ever need. Comes in a presentation box, and will make the lady in your life a pink DIY dynamo! Also suitable for Gay builders.