Ladies love sweets and second only to their desire to eat them is a yearning to wear then about their person. Eating sweets, however, is a one-way ticket to the Chunksville Express and that will benefit no one. Altogether more chivalrous would be to eat your lady's sweets for her, yet still allow her that close-run second favourite of wearing them as underwear.

And you thought that was impossible. Not any more, thanks to the Candy Bra, which allows the fairer sex access to wearable sweeties and allows you to eat them. If ever there was a candidate for the finest invention since the wheel, this must be it. Crikey, you could even use it as some sort of fiendish pre-intercourse activity, if you were of the mind to.

Hell, combine it with our edible posing pouch and everyone's happy. Worth bearing in mind, we're sure you'll agree.