We're a tech-savvy bunch here at Paramountzone, but even we get into a lather when good computers go bad. Having deleted a crucial Excel spreadsheet or sent an ill-informed, badly-timed and slanderous email, wouldn't it be great to hit a button and have everything you've done for the last half-hour fixed. Or, for that matter, be able to instantly brand a dreary conversation littered with marketing speak as, erm, shall we say 'BS'?

Our Panic and Bullshit buttons are the perfect way to set out your stall as the office joker. Accidentally sent a job to the printer for 500 copies instead of 50? Sent your boss an email that was originally intended for your girlfriend? No worries. Just bash repeatedly on your Panic or Bullshit button and tell the entire office what you think of the situation via a selection of timely recorded messages, before launching the whole thing out of the window. Problem solved.

Each button has a variety of broadcasts including; 'Bullshit level 5!', 'Oh come on now, don't give me that bullshit, that's bullshit!', 'Bullshit detected, take precautions', 'Begin Panic Sequence, 3, 2, 1, arghhhh'.

We challenge you to take the bullshit button into your next office meeting. Just keep your fingers away from it when your boss is in full flow...